In the morning, upon waking up from a good night's sleep,
(1) Crawl slowly down the stairs in a state of grogginess (is there such a word?) - 20 minutes
(2) Search for Maggi Mee and 2 eggs - 5 minutes
(3) Slow-cook abovesaid Maggi Mee and 2 eggs - 15 minutes
(4) Eat abovesaid cooked Maggi Mee and 2 eggs - 1 hour
(5) Put bowl aside, read outdated magazines - 2 hours
(6) Crawl slowly down the stairs - 3 minutes
(7) Wash bowl with dried up Maggi Mee strands - 5 minutes
(8) Read even more outdated magazines - 1 hour
(9) Attempt to clean up room - 1 hour
(10) Side-tracked into playing with laptop - 1 hour
(11) Paint fingernails and toenails with expired nail polish - 2 hours
(12) Peel off expired nail polish from fingernails - 20 minutes
(13) Get ready to go out for dinner with buddy - 30 minutes
(14) Dilly-dally around house - 20 minutes
(15) Pick up buddy, dinner, supper, have diarrhoea in buddy's house - 5 hours
(16) Rush home, have diarrhoea at home - 30 minutes
(17) After-supper meal - 1 hour
(18) Dazed in front of computer - 30 minutes and counting
Welcome to my life.
2 comments:
like.
wow, es.
that has GOT to be THE fastest i've ever know YOU to MOVE.
i mean like.
you actually MOVED.
*now THAT...
THAT nearly died me*
;p
hey..just did a re-thought.
is there such a word?
if not, COPYRIGHT!!
anyhoos...
i just thought i should dedicate this song to you...
can you GUESS??
YES!!
none other than SWITCHFOOT's
big hit --> DARE YOU TO MOVE
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